An Amateur Beer Snob: Crazy Stallion

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Crazy Stallion

Beer score: 2.0
Web site: City Brewing Company
From Hornell Brewing Company of LaCross, Wisconsin, when I first tried it, but now available from the City Brewing Company. Used to be called Crazy Horse. The can says this is the "original malt liquor," but I don't know "original" to where or when. In a glass it looks like dark urine. Tastes like a typical malt liquor, slightly sweet at first, then followed by a bunch of fizz. If you like real beer, stay away from this vile concoction.

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AnonymousMarch 20, 2013 at 12:16 PM
Wimp.
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AnonymousMarch 21, 2015 at 6:58 PM
This is called crackhead juice where i from
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Prior to the mid-90s I was your typical American beer drinker. Budweiser was pretty much it for me. But I made friends in the mid-90s who introduced me to good beer. I mean really good beer. From then on, my tastes in beer have bordered on snobbery. Then, for Christmas 1997 some friends gave me a present of one of those large boxes of different types of Saranac beer. So, on December 20, 1997, I started “Ty’s pages for Beer Snobs” on the Geocities Web sites. The site wasn’t for brewing experts, but was meant to be more of a laid-back list of beers I had tasted and my brief thoughts about them. Again, this wasn’t for the experts, but I did try to toss in a little education here and there, things I had learned about beer over the years. In 2009 Geocities decided to shut down. That meant after 12 years of writing about beer, I had to find a new venue. That's where this blog comes in. This is meant to be a very casual blog, without getting into all the science and yaddy yaddy about beer. It's meant to be a blog for people who want to taste good beer, but who don't really care about all the hops and yeast and recipes that go into beer. Also, I came up with the idea to self-publish an ebook titled “An Amateur Beer Snob’s Guide to Beer,” which reprints much of what was to be found on my old Web site. The ebook itself is now available on the Kindle from Amazon and online at Smashwords.

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Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Crazy Stallion

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